Californian Honey Tree

The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter

Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

Californiacrat

(noun) - A reliably Democrat-voting resident or native of the state of California, especially one with little knowledge or regard for specific policies of the officials that they vote for; or, a personality type characterized by extreme hipocrisy and prejudice towards the working poor.

See also: libtard

San Mateo county has successfully passed a new zoning law which would ban new construction of units over three stories for the next twenty years. An anonymous local Californiacrat sitting on the board of supervisors had this to say to our reporter:

"Every American has the right to affordable housing. Not here! But somewhere."

by sfmmxxii March 6, 2022

California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.

Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

California

Ahh Yes, Land Of White Tesla’s, Fire’s, Log Cabin’s That Sell Like Shit Selling For The Price Of A Luxury Villa In Virginia Probably, Angry Mom’s And Texas-Hater’s

“California Suck’s”

by Zaviro March 25, 2022

California girl

A girl coming from the U.S state of California. Commonly a materialistic, luxury gal.

Dude 1: 'Bro, check out Courtney!'
Dude 2: 'She's such a California girl, sick!'

by allmyluv! April 10, 2022

California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.

I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!

by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022

California Housecar

A dwelling on an automotive chassis often in poor operating condition and occupied by hippies, hipsters, and other smelly type of people often associated with the state of California. Also requires a Class C license to operate and can be found broken down on the side of major highways, department store parking lots, and beach parking lots with a parking boot attached.

my hippie friend Neil has a California Housecar on the beach

by McHaggis72018 May 26, 2022