I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 03, 2023
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 03, 2023
A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
by Edwardreeses1125 July 03, 2023
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 20, 2020
The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
by niggernuts1969fortnitenigger April 20, 2022
When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.
Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.
by Tri-sarah Topless June 07, 2021
Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
by raisindisliker June 17, 2018