Closied

Someone of extreme intelligence and natural talent. Often a name, or a nickname.

Closied was world champion in several different sports.

by The Big Definition Man December 24, 2023

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024

Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.

“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”

by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023

Closet

In British English, a closet, apart from its more usual meaning of a cupboard or a toilet, etc. Is used to refer to someone who is a bit of a fool or an idiot.

'He's a right closet.'
'I'm a bit of a closet, aren't I?'

by trebushett November 30, 2023

close your eyes youll be here soon

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024

Closet Republican

The kinda guy who lives on the East or West coast (usually high income) and reluctantly votes for the Republicans mostly because he doesn’t want to pay the Democrat’s proposed taxes. He often goes to great lengths to appease his liberal friends in conversation and not let them know who he voted for.

“That guy is such a closet Republican, there’s no way he’s pro taxes with a house like that.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”

by Henrey S March 21, 2024