Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024

Chode

When a penis is wider than it is long

Laivy has a chode

by yayeet226 May 23, 2021

Chode

A chode is a short and stubby penis OR a Wimpy, Nerdy, Malnourished, Gooning, Dimwit

If u are searching up the meaning of Chode you are too far gone

Winklefart: U-uh dude I walked up to this girl and when she said her name, I whimpered while combusting in my hot pink panties. She called me a chode that a good thing, right??
Cornelius: good god man, I'd take that to my grave.

by BeLikeCornelius143 December 29, 2024

Chode frog

a type of frog with a wide fat neck that is white

Wow that’s a big chode frog!

by chodesarelife68 November 21, 2018

chode ficker

A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis

My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night

by stroker9138 October 1, 2023

Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.

Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.

by Nick Housel August 17, 2017