Canadian Carebear

When you fill and condom with Haribo sugar free gummy bears and ejaculate, then freeze it and use as a dildo.

This chick whipped out a Canadian Carebear last night, and it was kinda sweet that she cared about my diabetes.

by TotallyNotJohnMalkovich January 31, 2019

Canadian Deadline

A deadline which, if missed, bears no consequences or can be extended indefinitely.

My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.

by Tdotguy September 27, 2025

Canadian soda

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.

Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.

by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016

Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.

Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.

by Plierr April 29, 2024

canadian fireworks

The explosive enjoyment of a nice, long, big Candian rocket. Oftentimes while knee deep in snow

"I'll set off your Canadian Fireworks if you ring my Freedom Bell."

by ElectroKinetica October 21, 2015

Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019

Canadian Greeting

To fart in somebody's face as they say hello

English person: *walking down the street*
Canadian guy: *farts on his face*
English person: What the hell man?
Canadian guy: oh, its just the Canadian greeting.

by PapaPaarthurnax August 30, 2021