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ex blues

That feeling you get when you start thinking about one of your exes or THE ex, you know the one who you saw a future with but just ended up breaking your heart.
"I've been thinking about Alex all day. I think I got the ex blues."
by Mr. Beaverhausen January 7, 2014
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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office.
“This guy believes the president was a Russian asset and basically any conspiracy theories that democrats tell him.”

“That sounds like Blue Anon, instead of Qanon.”
by Mohandas Gandhi March 7, 2021
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Blue Island

A place with many bars and many people who are both meaningless in their ways and can’t drive. Good food.
My family dumped me, I’m going to blue island.
by Lieutenant Dan January 16, 2019
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Poser Blues

The lamentation over the realization that the sudden increase in the Punk population was due to Warp Tour coming through town, and the equally sudden decrease when it's passed means it was just a bunch of posers.

Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.
Sad that all the new punk boys you were checking out at the mall came from warped tour? Seems to me like you got the Poser Blues
by Orbindo June 21, 2010
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breakup blues

The sadness one feels after a breakup. Usually felt by but not limited to one of the partners (often the partner who has been broken up with). Characterized by crying; blaming oneself; feeling rejected; either losing one's appetite or eating everything in sight; shooting angry glances at happy couples; and cursing at anything related to love including movies, pictures, quotes, and wall posts.

Although these are typically unisex characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of Taylor Swift (female), and drinking alone (male). Males function normally when sad.
Girl 1: "Do you think Taylor Swift listens to her own songs after a breakup?"

Girl 2: "Probably. I heard that after Joe Jonas broke up with her, she didn't wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it."

Girl 1: "Poor thing. She had the breakup blues. When my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a Jason Mraz song."
by c&o December 22, 2012
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Blue Shit

Plug: "I got that Blue Shit come get it"
by JackEatsBooty July 12, 2023
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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the russia hoax, jussie smollett hoax, ukraine hoax, covington kids hoax, and brett kavanaugh hoax. Blue anon adherents fervently believe that right wing extremists are going to storm capitol hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for deployment of thousands of national guard stationed at the U.S. Capitol
Hey did you see that brave Blue Anon sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 "to send a message to Qanon?"
"Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon yo
by anonymous March 7, 2021
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