olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed 

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed by M & MOB October 7, 2013

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

dude i fucked that girl in the bed by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

Nick and a dog in a bed 

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low

Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long

Nick and a dog in a bed by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019

big fat lump under my bed 

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

big fat lump under my bed by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

Caught your Bitch In your Bed! 

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

Caught your Bitch In your Bed! by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

The equivalent of crumbs in the bed 

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.

Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth

The equivalent of crumbs in the bed by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022

The person standing under your bed 

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

The person standing under your bed by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022