Based Misogyny Paradox

The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.

Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”

Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”

Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”

Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”

Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”

Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”

Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*

- Based Misogyny Paradox

by Canadian Dissident August 3, 2023

Intent-based cold calling

Triggering automatic call tasks on Apollo.io and parallel dialing those prospects on Salesfinity.co to get instant call connects while leads are red hot.

I am making intent-based cold calling to get higher conversion.

by Cold calling master August 14, 2023

base rocks nigga

Either a black or white person that smokes crack/rock cocaine

One person yelling at another down the road "base rocks nigga" needing crack/rock cocaine

by theoriginalgamechanger August 16, 2023

82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

by dagosti August 22, 2023

Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P)

When Military men arrive to a new base/station and find a civie girl to sleep with for the duration of their stay/orders to fufill sexual urges/desires, when they recieve orders elsewhere, they drop their B.P.P for a new one at their next base.

I miss my last Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P), she got down and FREAKY with me, She was a blonde college girl from Miami.

by thechavez September 20, 2023

based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023

based

Corey

Corey is always based

"Have you seen Corey? She is so based?"

by Milord220 October 4, 2023