August

A big dick who dossent know how to tlaj and is really cp and have no iq he has problem with womens he like to rape girls
he is gay but rapes girls

-hello girl sexy

-help august
-Yes mommy
-lick my puttsy

by anonymous January 19, 2022

August 19th

International Blumpkin Day

"Today is my sons birthday, what a coincidence!" a man says whilst receiving a Blumpkin in a public restroom on August 19th

by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022

august

he’s corny but people like him anyways, and he’s not all bad until he shows his inner freak (somehow still has a girlfriend but good for him)

“have you heard about that comedian named august?”
“yeah, he’s awfully corny but funny either way”

by rosarysarentred May 1, 2025

August 13

The hottest people to ever touch this soil was born on this date (aka will buice and Tessa havlik)

“Omg Tessa and will are so sexy they are both born on august 13th”

by Shdhsjas October 11, 2022

august

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.

"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

August 11

National son's and daughters day, national presidential joke day, global kinetic sand day, and national raspberry bombe day are on August 11!

Person 1: Ugh! I'm so bored!
Person 2: What day is it?
Person 1: August 11, why?
Person 2: Go play with your Kinetic sand while eating a raspberry bombe then!

by TogaIsTheQueen August 11, 2021

August 5th

Wilem appreciation day
Also known as
W1lz pro appreciation day
It is a day where we appreciate wilem because he really is such a good friend and is a very good person in general.
APPRECIATE WILEM!

Damn guys I almost forgot it’s august 5th tomorrow, that’s wilem appreciation day.

by W1lzproappreciationist August 4, 2022