Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

top crash

to take a nap, to go to sleep

I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.

by A(ey)licia April 5, 2008

Joey Topping

Giant fag, loves to ride fat racist upperclassmen dick, wishes was black, has affair with volleyball coach

Did u see that douche in the airport he was suck a joey topping

by dickfucker666 January 26, 2009

Flavor Top

When a stripper or whore takes your beer bottle, inserts the top of it into her vagina, then returns it to you for newly flavored consumption.

While Alex was in the bathroom doing blow, we had that nasty crack-whore stripper give his beer a Flavor Top.

by Oksana Baul December 9, 2008

Top Cop

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013

top kid

When one impresses those in higher ranks.

I felt like top kid on my first stand-up as some of the all time greats were there in the croud.

by ImStiuLandan September 20, 2014

titty top

A titty top (also known as a bralette) is similar to a bra, but not exactly. It is a shirt but not at all a shirt. It's both but not all both.

My sister wore a titty top it might as well be a bra but not exactly.

by Bebematserdiaz June 17, 2017