asian topping

The action of urinating in a girls mouth when she passes out after sex.

Dude, I gave that bitch an asian topping last night, she was so drunk.

by Bmoney Brods March 13, 2011

Top Cop

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013

Top faloopen

The act of being on top of your sex partner and faloopen every hole that is in the reach of your pinkie toe.

"top faloopen" plugging ones hole with your pinkie toe

by Weldy Weldy face August 23, 2011

titty top

A titty top (also known as a bralette) is similar to a bra, but not exactly. It is a shirt but not at all a shirt. It's both but not all both.

My sister wore a titty top it might as well be a bra but not exactly.

by Bebematserdiaz June 17, 2017

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

Buffin Top

The back fat that squeezes out the top of a too-tight bra or corset. Not to be confused with a muffin top.

"Hey, does this corset give me buffin top?" or, "Don't tie my corset too tight of I'll get a buffin top."

by buffintopnogood February 24, 2010

top crash

to take a nap, to go to sleep

I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.

by A(ey)licia April 5, 2008