Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
by Deepthoughts July 01, 2013
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top-tankin

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet so that chunks of fresh shit fills the bowl with each flush.
Same as defined above.
by Random_DooD August 06, 2004
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top crash

I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.
by A(ey)licia April 05, 2008
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Buffin Top

The back fat that squeezes out the top of a too-tight bra or corset. Not to be confused with a muffin top.
"Hey, does this corset give me buffin top?" or, "Don't tie my corset too tight of I'll get a buffin top."
by buffintopnogood February 24, 2010
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Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.
Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.
by Poland Spring April 28, 2008
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top romin

When a guy is having anal sex and he goes to take a piss and he pisses out the shit and it makes it look like noodles.
jim had anal sex with kayla and he pissed out top romin.
by Scarface893 May 01, 2011
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Joey Topping

Giant fag, loves to ride fat racist upperclassmen dick, wishes was black, has affair with volleyball coach
Did u see that douche in the airport he was suck a joey topping
by dickfucker666 January 27, 2009
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