Donkey Fluff

Computer hardware that has been orphaned inside a large company, but which nobody will throw away for fear that it belongs to someone else.

When they fired the entire shell team, the print server became donkey fluff.

by Erin Corliss June 5, 2003

Straw Donkey

A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.

'I went all straw donkey last night...'

reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.

by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011

swamp donkey

One who persperates excessively from pubic areas

John didn't realize he was a swamp donkey until the crazy night with Sarah was over.

by vapor June 24, 2004

Donkey Punch

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Blue donkey punched Feryn and she split her chin open on the washer!

by BBICE420 March 30, 2016

Swamp Donkey

A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.

I can't believe that DAN married that Fuck'in "SWAMP DONKEY" Amanda ! That's So Fuck'in CHEEZY !

by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 9, 2009

Swamp Donkey

FUGLY Bird

Lucie your a one legged swanp donkey

by Ben February 25, 2004

Donkey Punch

The punch doesn't necessarily have to be in the back of the head, which can cause injuries. You can just punch him/her in the back. In fact, it is much more practical.

I donkey punched the bitch in the back last night. She didn't mind.

by Pig dick January 1, 2016