Common signal used among married couples. It allows the pair to go on, business as usual, and still have sex without bothering the husband with all that foreplay nonsense. The woman goes into the bedroom and works herself into a lather using whatever means necessary (nothing for the man to concern himself with). The man hits the record button on the remote, gives her the whammy jammy, and then takes a nap. The woman is free to go about her chores, or chat on the phone.
Betty needed the Wizmatic Double-Dong to do the trick, but she managed to work up a reasonable wide on. She put both hands to her mouth and called, "Fire in the hole!" She set herself to an appropriate position as she heard Mario lurching off the couch and scratching himself. She lay with her cheek sideways on the pillow and felt the cooling draft on her taint when Mario swung open the door. And then he was upon her, writhing like a captured weasel, spending himself like casino chips and collapsing over her back. Without missing a beat, Betty swung around the wizmatic and locked onto her target, guiding the rocket to ground zero. She grabbed a pear of sweats, went to the fridge, and grabbed a pint of Haagen-Daaz. Betty dropped herself onto the couch, and turned on Lifetime, while the snores of Mario rumbled steadily from the bedroom.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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The act of laying next to another man with your dick, or "pole", directed towards that of his ass, or "hole.
Yo I'm trying to workout here, quit laying pole to hole.
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I'm trying to sleep, stop laying pole to hole in case you wake-up with a wood.
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I'm trying to sleep, stop laying pole to hole in case you wake-up with a wood.
by #1XCRunner August 31, 2010
Get the pole to hole mug.(n): A more politically correct term for calling someone a cunt. The word boner hole was invented by Tim Hovind who resides in a small Saskatchewan town.
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John: Look at that stupid woman trying to drive in the city.. She just about hit more pedestrians than I have!
Tim: Yeah.. What a boner hole!
John: Look at that stupid woman trying to drive in the city.. She just about hit more pedestrians than I have!
Tim: Yeah.. What a boner hole!
by BraLubricant August 27, 2010
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Get the party hole mug.A sexual fetish act wherein a man intentionally becomes sexually frustrated to the extent of getting Blue Balls, and subsequently begins having sex with his partner while simultaneously inserting his aching blue balls into her anus.
Billy got so frustrated by Cindy that when she finally gave in to his advances, He went Blue holing.
by The Blue Holer April 23, 2009
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I had instant Milton Hole after eating Taco Bell last night.
I night of heavy drinking is sure to give you a case of the Milton Hole.
I night of heavy drinking is sure to give you a case of the Milton Hole.
by Miltonious January 19, 2010
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