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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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L I M A B E A N S

1. a vegetable
2. a reaction to the alternative spelling "weiner"
3. a reaction to moe getting a prank call
Kyle: bruh, your a weiner
Bart: L I M A B E A N S
by KAMEORNEV November 10, 2022
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if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023
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I shit on babies

👨🏿 🦲
by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS May 27, 2021
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I Will Do It To Them

I Will Do It To Them
I Will Do It To Them
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch
Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.
by 0007DM November 25, 2021
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I wish I had a jacket

When it's below the comfortable temperature, around the temperature that, say, a medbay might be at... You might say it's kinda chilly. ... Man, so chilly.
Miki: Oh wow, it's pretty chilly in here.

Ken: Y-Yeah, no kidding.

Miki: I wish I had a jacket.

Miki: Man, so chilly.

Ken: O-Oh!

Ken: Oh-

Ken: Um-

Ken: Sorry, you wanted-

Ken: Right, right. Here.

Miki: Aw, you're so sweet Hasegawa!
by ISONOMIKI December 17, 2025
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