your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

by imspeakingfax/true October 16, 2021

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong is a movement dedicated to serving the blind and visually impaired community empowering individuals with knowledge as well as the skills necessary to be self-reliant and interdependent.

Charlie told Sammy to Keep Your Cane Hand Strong when he was upset about his blindness.

by The Brassknucklebeauty October 17, 2021

Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"

Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!

by warboi45 October 18, 2021

Your mom

Hot

Your mom is hot

by Bleached_lemon October 18, 2021

your mom

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish

jimmy is your mom

by your mum definetion October 18, 2021

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021