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I love IU but not the fans

I love IU but not the fans
I love IU but not the fans
by Handle100 August 8, 2023
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I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad
Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one
by Weird guy March 3, 2021
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Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "
Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂
by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024
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Why Am I So Angry?

Why?
Hym "Why am I so angry? Because for the first 12 years I was depressed and suicidal and now that I can be certain that it wasn't a manifestation of my own mind and that this is something that was DONE TO ME I have ever right to be angry! You will accept the consequences of your collective transgressions against me or I WILL IMPOSE THEM! WHAT I DO TO YOUR KIDS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE MISOGYNY, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND HOMOPHOBIA BY COMPARISON YOU RETARDED VERMIN!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2024
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And I oop

2019 summer vibes. Sksksksksksk and and I oop is your definition.
- drops hydro flask - “And I oop!!! Sksksksk!!”
by cloudyxfrendx August 15, 2020
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I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020
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i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback
Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom
by ur moum October 30, 2022
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