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Bitch

You're mom's a bitch
by ProteinLord69 March 29, 2022
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pussy out or bitch up

A term telling someone to make a decision whether they are going to give up and quit (pussy out) or hang tough and stick it out (bitch up). It can also apply specifically to a woman trying to motivate another woman, it is not meant to be derogatory. bitch up, give up, determined, throw in the towel, never give up, fight
You are on mile 26 of the marathon, are you gonna pussy out or bitch up and make it across the finish line.
by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016
mugGet the pussy out or bitch upmug.

bitch

The Miller's bitch just had puppies
by Rick the troll December 9, 2018
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Scapa bitch

A term used in Belgium and Holland to describe a popular well-groomed girl with no real sense of style, whose outfit usually consits of a high-priced pair of jeans and a polo by the brand Scapa (of Scotland), which has the Scapa name and logo all over it. A big mouth and attitude also mark a Scapa bitch. A scapa bitch is usually part of a larger group of bitches who are dressed the same way.
Person 1: "You see that Scapa bitch over there?"
Person 2: "Which one?"
by Lixx January 13, 2008
mugGet the Scapa bitchmug.

Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
mugGet the Class Action Bitchmug.

She bitch succubus

by Hahaitsash June 8, 2022
mugGet the She bitch succubusmug.

toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
mugGet the toilet bitchingmug.

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