Blind person: yo dude I just made a giant tv set and it's really cool but I need someone to test it cuz you know
Friend: I see
Blind person: I don't
Friend: I see
Blind person: I don't
by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.
by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022

Ed:"Ever since Bob got his new cell phone ... He thinks every photo is a work of art."
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.
by Ethel Marie June 6, 2018

Disorder in which you are above elliot in any physical mental or other way possible. This is un over rideable by any other disorder or cause
Gabe-"I love you"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"
by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024

An insult worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur brother ur mother", and "ur sister a mister" once this is said to the victim him and all others associated with him implode.
Justin: Ur mom gay
Logan: No u
Justin: ur granny tranny
Logan: aye man calm down
Justin: Fucc u nigga
Justin: Ur niece i feast
Logan: *implodes*
Logan: No u
Justin: ur granny tranny
Logan: aye man calm down
Justin: Fucc u nigga
Justin: Ur niece i feast
Logan: *implodes*
by Asahayta March 19, 2018
