National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf

I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.

by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024

Fishing in Your Vision

Trying to catch someone’s attention

I was fishing in your vision you were swimming like you were lost.

by CashDied September 5, 2022

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you, and had sex with your father

I fucked your mom lastnight

by hibatchimotherfux April 15, 2019

your mom

the fattest animal on earth

also used as a filler in case any body asks something

hey boys what are we doin tonight
YOUR MOM

by big man gerald May 8, 2022

your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018

Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021

Your mom

Anyone who says is a real big old person

Your mom

by BIG JIM AND I MEAN BIG December 18, 2021