Popped my holes

When a female finally gives up fighting the sexual urge and shows her intimate nakedness (buthole and vagina ).

It had been 5 dates already , after I had a shower I came into the living room ,bent over and popped my holes at Dave last night , he ravaged them Good.

by DJ robanski July 15, 2018

my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

I slobbered on my sippy cup

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!

by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018

my little ghost boy

A guy you like and he can see ghosts.

“What’s Jordan’s name on Snapchat”
“‘My little ghost boy’”

by Jdemon666 July 28, 2018

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018