Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo March 12, 2011

shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.

Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.

by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011

crayzie ass shit man

Anything extremely unusual.

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.

by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011

Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

shit picky

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011