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I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow
*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit
by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023
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I

I remember when each morning

The sun would shine
As I thought of the love that was mine…
A smile I gleamed…
As I patiently waited for that one day…
My dream….

Now as each days passes by…
The things I treasured
Appear to be more and more

My imagination flying high
Even though I am not his beautiful lady…
He will always be the one

I will dream of when the day is done….
And envy the lady whose heart she won ❤️
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.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025
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I hate children

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.
by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023
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I suicided

If you are watching this,I killed myself in 12/9/2023,my name is Daniel,and i ended my life by overdosing.Please dont be like me,and pushing yourself off the limits.I am just too tired of going 4 classes per days,with no results,I am tired of my life.Sorry everyone.
Daniel:I killed myself.And I suicided
by alteddaniel December 9, 2023
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Tap in fa i tweak out

Tap In fa i tweak out or lets settle down together
by G-Psycho July 9, 2022
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I HATE YOU

I hate you

dissapears
by Jujuonthebeat0 September 14, 2022
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