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I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”
Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!
by Winger444 September 29, 2023
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I Floop the pig

When two men are playing a game of card wars and one man destroys corn fields by flopping the pig
Actually, my Ancient Scholar's been studying the Raise the Dead ability.

The Ancient Scholar comes out of the schoolhouse, holding a spellbook.

SO WHAT?

So, my Ancient Scholar raises the dead. The Pig is revived. I floop the Pig.
by Ballhair16 September 29, 2023
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i really don't know

something you say when you really do not know something
(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.
by i am not bree September 30, 2023
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i just got nana’d

when you get interrupted in the group chat with some bullshit.
“guys i think i just hit a child with my car i cant stop cryinfh”
“— XENOMORPH FORTNITE SKIN GRIDDY”
“wow i just got nana’d”
by asofial October 1, 2023
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if i were gay

if you say this, you are, in fact, gay
ella- if i were gay, i would totally date her, she’s so hot and i love her personality, she’s just so awesome
me- ella, you’re gay
by helloworld:)) October 1, 2023
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I-Ready

A form of torment or torture that gives people stress, anxiety, depression, autism, and adhd. It was created by the government to brainwash kids into liking it and using it more.
my teachers always made me do i-ready, i will never get those hours back. it made me realize how shitty the government is and made me an anarchist
by corageousdefiner739 October 2, 2023
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I try

A trier "I try"

Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"

A trier "I do that."

Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."

Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"

Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
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