Shit Magnet

People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.

John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.

by forgive1 December 20, 2021

Shit-For-Brains

Used as an insult to a person, after doing something dumb.

Guy 1: YO, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS?? HUH?? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES?? YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN.

Guy 2: STOP YELLING AT ME

by TheNerdCrusader May 28, 2022

Shit Rack

When your billiards opponent racks the balls loosely, so that when you go to break the balls, they don’t scatter very well.

“That fucker shit just shit racked me!”

by imthegerm July 28, 2025

piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.

gonna capture some piss n shit

by MagiYT November 20, 2021

Shit smack

To knocked someone or get knocked the fuck out

Tyler jus got his shit smacked

by Mi’ke December 7, 2019

budday shit

an associate regarded with overall contempt of character

(man walks into a room, clearly a virgin at the age of 23) "whats up buddy shit", you spit with hatred

by Justin Roach June 24, 2003

Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017