All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Ere I ee

The act of throwing your hands up and announcing yourself

Hey yo food stamp!!
Ere I ee!!

by Real deal20 September 12, 2019

i-mania

obsession with Apple gadgets.

She uses only Apple products. Perhaps she has i-mania.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 21, 2014

I regret nothing.

Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.

Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*

by Michael The Best December 20, 2023

i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

I

I miss YOU!
Tears I try not to make…
Think about cake…
We could share a piece or two❤️

I love YOU!

by a dream and 💔 May 18, 2024

Jacob i vår klass

Jacob i vår klass is bad at math and loves having sex whit dogs and cats

Jacob i vår klass is bad at math and loves having sex whit dogs and cats

by GucciCat1337 October 12, 2023