Gorgeous McSexy pants

When someone looks gorgeous all the time, but becomes sexy in the pants they are currently wearing.

Dang babe, you’re gorgeous mcsexy pants in those jeans

by Overwatch 8705 January 21, 2021

video-intro panting

Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.

I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.

by QuacksO February 9, 2021

Hot as pancreas

Hot as pancreas is the same meaning as hot as balls but for medical professionals.
It can mean that a girl/boy is attractive, as well as something is hot temperature wise.

Shia LaBeouf is hot as pancreas.
It’s hot as pancreas today!

by Medical professional March 3, 2021

feeling like a pancake

When you feel soggy spongy and limp

I am feeling like a pancake today

by SNRaf March 20, 2021

Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

Walk In Pantry Sex

the best sex there is

"dude, lets do some walk in pantry sex"
"ok sure bro"

by Lucascxmslxt May 20, 2021

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021