pee in my eyeball

when someone is a sexual sadist with unusual desires, they will ask you to pee in thier eyeball

Vidushi asks people to "pee in my eyeball "

by bib48584670 December 20, 2018

My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018

My Dick

My Dick is very small and fat.

My Dick is small

by Cupkacke December 21, 2018

Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018

shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

Fidget my Spinner

to do a titty twister sexually

1. Fidget My Spinner :)

by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018

Oh my skuh

Whenever you gotta day oh my god but be white trash

*sees someone say some dumb shit*
Me - “Oh my Skuh”

by YinnnyBinny December 27, 2018