comment zoned

When someone ignores or just answers very '''friend zonely'' on your comment in instagram.

*Her female friend comments ''babe''*
She replies *Thanks babe :* *
*Guys comments ''You look so hot" *
She *thanks*

Comment zoned

by Wolfyyz May 3, 2018

Friend Zone

A term used to stigmatize women for not having reciprocate feelings towards someone who is "into them". It is intended to make females feel bad for not liking someone in a romantic/sexual way.

This girl just left me in the Friend Zone. What a tight ass she is for not being attracted to each and every male human being she knows. And she DARES to think it is fine for us to only be friends? I can't believe I've been nice to her all this time and she isn't even gonna sleep with me.

by HeimdallTheGatekeeper February 11, 2018

Friend Zone Body

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.

Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.

by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018

ferd zone

The anti-Friendzone made by Ferdinando!

Ferd: "I'm sorry.. but it can't work this way.. i can't see you as a friend.. you're only a girlfriend at my eyes"
Someone: "Oh my.. she just got Ferd zoned!"

by An Itheras April 5, 2018

Splash Zone

When you nut on your hand and slap a girl in the face with your nut filled hand

She stopped my fortnite grind so i hit her with a splash zone

by AbsentDad27 May 24, 2018

Twin-zoned

Like being friend-zoned but instead being thought of as a twin.

Omar: I have feelings for you Isobel.
Isobel: I have always thought of you more as a twin.
Omar has now been twin-zoned.

by Turkey Dinosaur June 1, 2018

Shaq Zone

When you go to sleep as an ekans and wake up as a mega-Rayquaza.

Can also be spelled as "shak"

"I'm a sick quant now... guess I got into the SHAQ ZONE."
"I got 70 on zeta math.. must be a quant in the shaq zone!"

by baboonbarry June 6, 2018