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Doge-year

A year in doge terms. Around three weeks long.
Hey Bob, how ya doin? Its been 3 doge-years since I last saw you!
by Sorbate September 21, 2020
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36 year old

a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke
36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them
by lonelywinter July 20, 2023
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Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.
Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year
by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023
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fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025
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28 years old

It's a golden year also the year you realise your youth is truly almost over
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already

The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
28 years old is

Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
by misfit mentality May 7, 2023
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I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.
by NonNative March 17, 2019
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Year System

Like the American Grade System, except no Kindergarten, and its off by a year.
1: The Year System can kiss my ass!
by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
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