Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

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Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.

Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.

by Randiesel81 February 4, 2023

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Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

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Wet Oscar

(slang) A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's nostril, often with a slight twisting motion, in the same manner as a wet willy.

Darren is such a jerk; he gave me a wet oscar.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole March 25, 2022

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The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.

Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.

by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019

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