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Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
He is a dirt squirrel.
by kvli December 8, 2020
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dirt spin

When a girl is sitting on top getting anal, and she she tucks in her legs and, potentially with assistance from the man underneath, spins around, doing a complete 360 with the dick still inside her.
Man, that girl last night was wild! She was doing dirt spins all night long!
by Kewy December 3, 2021
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dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose
I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.
by DIRT DAN USER September 7, 2016
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diddly dirt

used by gloucester natives this word is used in reference to something being "sick" or being very good at something.
yo b did you see the game last night? Brady is diddly dirt kid.

yo them shoes are diddly dirt dude.
by mike forgette January 30, 2008
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dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:
Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!
by RedBombshell February 24, 2015
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dirt beaver

When you're eating a girl out, all while sitting in a giant mud pile.
Totally gave her the dirt beaver this past weekend.
by Datdirtbeav26 October 5, 2016
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The Dirt Man

The Dirt Man is a mythological entity familiar to North American culture. The origin of the myth is unknown, but it bears similarities to the familiar childhood myths like the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny. Where these myths diverge is in perceived alignment, and the age demographic. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny are known to be positive, well-meaning entities whereas the dirt man is a negative, frightening one, and is believed in by many adult men.

The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
"We're guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take me down to his lair."
by DefinitelyNotTheDirtMan May 30, 2024
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