Salty

Smart ass

You are salty as hell.

by Salty Chic August 15, 2017

Salty

Someone who is pissed

Stanley: Hey, could I ask you a question?

Tiffany: What?

Stanley: Could you maybe stop consistently talking to your friends? It's becoming a very annoying habit of yours. Some of us are actually trying to pass high school and not fail like your pregnancy test.

Tiffany: Fuck off!

Stanley: No need to be Salty.

by GrammarQueen August 23, 2017

Salty

When a person gets upset over little thing.

Chandler gets so salty when he loses a league of legends game

by Salty chchch August 28, 2017

Salty juice box

Jealous and salty person

She is being a salty juice box for no reason

by It’s brittney February 26, 2019

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

salty codger

when kaboom sits in from of the tv and doesn't switch to a modern tv provider. He is defined as a "salty codger"

(noun)

Since Kaboom sits in front of the of the tv all day, he is a salty codger :)

by Smartaleec9 March 8, 2019

Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.

Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.

by Possumfucker December 19, 2018