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Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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Thing Things

Can be used to describe anything...usually used to describe money, specifically coins.
Closely related to Stuff Stuff
by ColfaxED December 28, 2023
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The tummy thing

When a girl refers to the tummy thing or said “my stomach did the thing” it means the feelings of butterflies or the light sensation you get in your stomach that is experienced when you’re touched or engaging in sensual activities.
Boyfriend: * says smths their girlfriend finds attractive or intimate *

Girlfriend: “my tummy did the thing”
Boyfriend: “what thing?”

Girlfriend: “the tummy thing.”
by Mulatta November 16, 2024
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duck thing

Frankie it means ur hair is aight
Dayum son yo hair is a duck thing
by fuckyolifebingbong November 25, 2021
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Stuff and things

Slang term or masturbating or other personal sexual activities
Her:Hey whatcha doing?
Him:Stuff and things
Her:nice
by Mysterium756 August 21, 2022
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do a guy thing

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.
by bookworm001 December 23, 2016
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Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch!

They aren't the SAME to you!
Hym "Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! You don't even actively remember you hippy liberal nonsense you fucking transphobe!"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
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