Tony sparks Trees

The best rap artist you never heard of.His LP "Chronical Thoughts" is amazing and original.

1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".

by tstrees August 29, 2007

Christmas Tree controversy

A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.

Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.

News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.

by Jacob Mei December 7, 2010

happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.

happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy

by blind_assassin January 4, 2007

Hug a tree day

go hug a tree on December 4

*On December 4th
Person 1: Hey what day is it today?
Person 2: It's Wednesday
Person 1: No I mean what urban dictionary day is it today?
Person 2: It is Hug a tree day today

by DieselBubs November 14, 2019

Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

tree-slaughteringly awesome

incredible in a gruesome, morally profane, who-gives-a-shit kind of way.

we're going to tear this shit up tonight.. it's gonna be tree-slaughteringly awesome.

by MikoIchigo May 15, 2009

off my tree

Absolutely shit faced on drugs or alcohol.

I was off my tree last night.

by Two469 May 14, 2016