dick ‘n a half

A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.

“Go suck a dick ‘n a half!”

“*loud gasp*”

by TheToppestBottom October 2, 2019

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 15, 2016

Half the hot dog

An incomplete job or submission.

I'm sorry professor, I didn't have enough time and only posted half the hot dog.

by Nacholiferaft May 7, 2019

bottom half of the internet

The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.

I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.

by Wild West January 23, 2018

bottom-half reveal

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.

Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.

by YAWA May 25, 2021

HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)

GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."

by MuseOne March 29, 2010

Swedish half-pint

A half-pint of liquor poured in to a normal-sized pint

Mate, can you get me a Swedish half-pint of Guinness?
Yeah, bro, no worries. One Guinness in a Swedish half-pint coming up.

by viktorious_mm September 21, 2023