Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 09, 2011

Rip one

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .

Andy! RIP ONE !!!!

by The Football wiz November 09, 2016

Rip Taylor

When you cum on your lovers face or chest then throw glitter on them.

"My girl/guy was giving me a half and half, so i gave them a Rip Taylor!"

by Phuqiu October 09, 2018

Poppin off the Rip

Dumbass shit rookies say that aren't welcome and should just leave

I was Poppin off the Rip and now I'm gay.

by Tiny Peenz August 23, 2017

007 RIP

A person who loves the lining of their asshole getting RIPPED open by an extremely large penis all while playing computer games. Can also be known as RIP or RND

Man oh man, I got the lining of my asshole RIPPED last night like 007 RIP style.

by BizMoney February 14, 2019

Rips Shit

A state of something being horrible, horrendous, or something not going to plan.

1. Man, the Fallout 76 launch rips shit.
2. Fuck dude, the Patriots rip shit.

by Cloud Sungay January 23, 2019

Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.

Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022