Swamp Donkey

a toe up girl that hangs out in places she doesn't belong acting like she is too good for everyone and comes cheap with the giving up of the snatch. But if she was to give it up would need to be double bagged first.

Look at that Swamp Donkey over there. She needs to get with her herd and stampede away.

by Trojan Daddy December 3, 2010

Donkey stick

A penis of not less than 12 inches.

Marci, how was your date last night? It was awful, Geronimo pulled out the donkey stick and beat me with it. I haven't been able to sit down all day.

by alienevil December 20, 2008

spronkle donkey

someone who is a stupid little bitch like your motherfucking teacher u fucking cunt

MR.C is a spronkle donkey

by maurpo February 28, 2017

Swamp Donkey

There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".

"Dude, that girl you were with last night was a total swamp donkey"

by IndustrialPig February 5, 2012

flying donkey

same as donkey punch

right after having anal sexual intercourse, punch your girlfriend in the kidney, liver, whatever....
you know the rest....

by The Urban August 4, 2003

donkey balls

chocolate covered balls

Lets go get some donkey balls!ummmmmmmmmm.

by haley erika barrtvedtt January 12, 2009

donkey dick

To goof off, procrastinate, stall, or waste time.

Quit donkey dicking around.

If you hadn't been donkey dicking around, you would've been done in fifteen minutes- not an hour.

by gameoverDude September 1, 2005