Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.

That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.

by MM132 September 7, 2019

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.

He thinks he’s so awesome but he’s just an Esh-tard.
Look at that Esh-tard carrying on..

by Krythm81 April 10, 2024

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

debit tard

One who does not own a debit card.

Cassandra is a debit tard because she does not have the sense to obtain a debit card.

by The Air Band! December 28, 2010

Tard tender

A person who cares for people with special needs

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county

by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022

Tard

To be undoubtedly the most simple minded creature out there who thinks they are funny, but indeed are not.

Look there goes a tard, swinging her arms in circles

by Shlongkid June 9, 2021

bitch tards

a cabal laughed at on the campus of bard college. they characterized by their malicious and dense temperaments.

oh no watch out, here come those bitch tards with shanks in hand

by sugar ray leonard August 24, 2007