Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.
"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer
by Elvira of the dark August 27, 2011
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Tard

A retard who doesn't know how to get past the first level in any game.
You fuckin tard, the mission is right there.
by TardWrangler21 February 08, 2019
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Tard

Someone so fucking dumb you would rather be talking to a retard
Bill: What's 9 + 10?
John: 21!
Bill: You goddamn tard john!
John: What a tard?
by Stunky September 06, 2021
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Tard

(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.
(Starts video games, But mom comes down)
What are you doing you tard?!
by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020
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To be undoubtedly the most simple minded creature out there who thinks they are funny, but indeed are not.
Look there goes a tard, swinging her arms in circles
by Shlongkid June 09, 2021
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Tard

Tard is just short for retard. Tarded can also be used in place of retarded.

The thing is retarded people won't know you're calling them retarded. Tell them it's a nickname and it's good for how people might view them.

Like being called a " hero "
" No, we call your our tard because you're greatest ever and we want everyone to know it"
by Fuck_it_is_dummy January 11, 2019
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tard

a person that is a retarded bare every day
by t2323122232 April 26, 2011
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