tie one on

To get drunk, sauced, hammered, sleighed, intoxicated, snookered, pissed, sh!t faced or wasted.

I tie one on and called some chick I met on the internet.

by Drew & Marguerite May 11, 2008

One Direction

A popular boy band that somewhat lacks talent and is disliked by anyone except 12-14 year old girls.

Olivia- OMG 1D FO EVA
Zac- but they lack talent or skill?
Olivia- BUH HARRY STYLES IZ MY BABEEHHH ONE DIRECTION YEAH
Zac- yeah ok.

by JackWhitey December 29, 2011

one ball

a state of being in which you are so infatuated with a female that you are willing to depart with a testicle (ball) to be with her.

dude, padma lakshmi from top chef is so fine i would one ball that.

by pwofesa LEX April 4, 2009

Low One

An act which fuses the raw power of the pelvic thrust with universal symbolism of the high five. In effect, two males, usually Bros will pelvic thrust at one another, making their shafts collide in a meaty power-clap. It should be noted that as balls are not touching, the Low One is acceptably straight.

Hey bro, nice job! Give me a Low One!

by greekjesus September 6, 2010

One-bell

The act of ringing someone's mobile (cellular) phone so that it rings just the once. This ensures that both the dialler and the diallee simultaneously now have the other person's number in their phones; and by hanging up before the conversation element of the call begins, any expense is negated.

This is used primarily in a face-to-face situation, such as when someone replaces their phone and needs to both re-acquire his friend's numbers and let them know his new number; or after two people meet for the first time and wish to exchange numbers.

"Mike, one-bell me so I get your number. Mine's 079..."

by barn door November 1, 2009

One Job!

1) When you are like... asked to like... do it... then you @*#$%! it up.
2) When you have like... one job... duh.

1) You had one job Mike! One Job!
2) I kinda think you should know how this is used in a sentence

by Eddy Wally January 4, 2016

lobo one

The name for a cheap ass golf cart used to haul the fat ass security guards around the campus of LHS.

"Hey man.. lets jack lobo one our senior year, so that Officer Adams will have to walk!"

by poon jabby April 30, 2004