Unsolicited rape self-defense advice

You know that was ME right?

Hym "You know that Unsolicited rape self-defense advice was me and not somebody else, right? In accordance withe Jordan Peterson's thing I want the credit for that I'd any of that worked."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

by Portmagee October 27, 2012

self yourkill

An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.

Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)

by Superbro133 May 10, 2018

Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass

"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"

by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023

Self Sabotage

Emily

Emily likes to self sabotage

Emily is currently self sabotaging her chances in a relationship

by haive February 2, 2024

Self Sacrifice

YOU sacrifice YOURSELF or shut up.

Hym "Nonononononono Jordan. No. I told you that you would do this. I say that the shit-lib ethos is making my AI retarded and I FUCKING KNEW someone would chime in with 'Well see? That's why my conservative ethos-' No. Your's is also retarded. Which one are they using to do all the research? Exactly. No, I just said it Jordan. You're not doing a self sacrifice. OK? I mean, Jesus! Did I not say you would do that!? You're being ridiculous you need to get your shit together."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2024

nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.

Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.

by felixh November 14, 2016