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velvet sausage wallet 

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

Red Sausage 

When nailing a chick from behind during her period, then inserting your cock into her mouth without warning.
self-explanatory, just read the red sausage def.
Red Sausage by Fork69 October 23, 2007

Second-hand sausage 

When you are making out with your girlfriend and you taste another guys dick on her lips. This also includes when you go down on the girl.
Madisen came over to kiss me and I almost choked on the second-hand sausage.

blood sausage 

1. Kiszka, a Polish sausage made with blood.
Stashu liked to eat his kiszka with eggs and ketchup.

pickled sausage 

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole
That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

Yard sausage 

Fecal matter that has the audacity to lay in the yard and look like sausage.
Wow, Fido dropped a huge yard sausage out back!