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Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing
I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch
by Beastman91 June 15, 2024
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squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently
"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024
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Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.
She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol
by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024
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Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 26, 2025
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Satyr Patch

That wonderful area of hair above a man’s buttocks in the Lumbus region of the lower back.
When the college waterpolo team put on their speedos, many of the men’s Satyr patches were on full view.

When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.
by Theofeeder March 24, 2025
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Bitch Pitch

The feminine counterpart of "mansplain", to bitch pitch is to hypocritically tell the opposite sex who and how they should be. It is almost never talked about, even though it is far more common than "mansplaining" and woman have less "lived experience" inside the body of the opposite sex.
How a bout you cut your Bitch Pitch and judge me AFTER I do something next time?!
by Sir Vial April 15, 2025
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Pimple Patch Princess

An acne product connoisseur with high standards. A Pimple Patch Princess tends to trust dermatologist-developed products that clear pimples without leaving a mark.
Just checking the ingredients to see if this has ceramides in it. Sorry, I'm a Pimple Patch Princess.

I can tell you're a pimple patch princess... what do you use?
by cera_ve_derm June 25, 2025
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