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Base Punch

The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.
"Whenever I see Andrew's face, I can't help but consider giving him a good base punch."
by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015
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Knife-Punch

A knife-punch is a bladed weapon stabbing maneuver so powerful that it forces the victim to fall in the direction of the stab. The victim falls with a momentum equal to the size of the knife and fist multiplied by the speed of the stab, and and is afterwards bleeding profusely
"If I knife-punch you in the face, you will fall backwards bleeding...from the face."
by outsidetheBox January 14, 2010
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sphincter punch

The liquid that leaks from your ass when you’ve had the runs.
My undies were stained with sphincter punch.
by THE CareBear September 8, 2019
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Brest-Punched

When you're a girl with boobs too big, and you hit a bump and your boobs hit you in the face.
Why is he laughing so hard?
Oh, his girl hit a bump while driving and got brest-punched
Haaa
by Andy061095 December 25, 2013
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punch-tape

Punch-tape is a very early form of computer-memory.
The data-storage device consists of paper only and is written on by perforating it on certain spots.
Can you hand me some punch-tape? The developers took all of mine to program their new calculator.
by Extius June 11, 2006
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Muffin Punch

A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.
I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.
by P Money MD February 11, 2019
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Pussy Punched

Verb - An action in which one is viciously ramming thier penis into a bitches pussy recklessly and dangerously.
Jill got pussy punched last night by her step dad and her brother.
by Lupus11 June 16, 2017
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