Poo Ring

The crusty remains of the daily shit usually found around the batty crease or mouth for homosexuals

"Woah look at that dude his poo ring looms like a brown crusty donut"

"Rhys bruv your such a poo ring go get some friends"

by Sir Shagalot July 30, 2008

hide the poo

A game played within a friends house. The aim being to hide faecal matter somewhere in the house for as long as possible.

I played Hide the Poo in Sasha's house, 6months later and she still hasn't found it!

by sexpest June 4, 2012

Lochness Poo

The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.

Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...

by SOVEREIGN1 April 5, 2010

Air Poo's

when some farts and its smells like poo/shit.

damm boy thats da worst air poo's ive ever smelt

by whystyles July 29, 2007

dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by phil February 9, 2005

windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

by neil June 5, 2003

deja poo

When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.

Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.

by CHODES September 6, 2007