plankton

The tiny guy from Sponge Bob Square Pants that everyone hates who tries to steal the things.

Don't be a "plankton" and enjoy what you have.

by hyfdchgfdhbfchdhhuesdgbyrv May 9, 2018

Plantae

A plant that is ruled by an alien life force “Tae”
A Plant of Tae

Oh look! Over there is a Plantae, it must be imported!!

by WaterproofArmyBlink May 14, 2018

Plantavan

A play on the word “caravan;” A bunch of plant fanatics who pile into a group of cars, and go from nursery to nursery on a particular day.

This weekend is the plantavan trip.

by Plantlover83 June 8, 2018

plant

A type of fungi. Only appears in teacups when the sun sets.

“I think I’m addicted to plants, Jacob.”
“?”

by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018

Plantar-Fashionitis

The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.

I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!

by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018

Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser

Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.

by Lv5 Bread September 2, 2018

Plankton

Plankton is Mr. Krabs' business rival. You can't catch me, I went to college! He has a computer wife, Karen.

99% evil, 1% hot gas. Plankton.

by Allyson Holiday October 27, 2018