gorilla pimp

1) Tom Brady
2) Someone who travels to Miami on 21 October 2007, throws 5 touchdown passes, gets a break from the coach who puts in the back-up until the back-up gives up an interception then he goes back in the game and throws another touchdown pass. This is being done while Bridget Moynahan is back in LA taking care of his kid and then goes home to Gisele, one of the worlds hottest supermodels ever.
3)Provides significant Gorilla Pimpitude to Wes Welker's career.

If you just dropped 6 touchdown passes and 354 yards on the Dolphins in Miami while Bridget Moynahan is taking care of your kid back in LA before you are going home to score touchdowns with Gisele and o-by-the-way you already have 3 Super Bowl rings, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

If I am Bridget Moynahan and you are my baby daddy, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

If I am Gisele and I have your stiff wang in my insanely beautiful and tight ass, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

by waterclown November 7, 2007

pimp

a guy who wears a leisure suit to school on decades day and does the crip walk thinkin hes all that but hes really just a fag ass wanna-be that everyone wants to beat up.

a guy who plays for girls but in all reality, he only has one girl and cant get any more than one (even if he tries.)

your sucha pimp ass mamas boy. stop trying so hard to get a girl, biach!

by someone who loves the person she is insulting. February 2, 2005

pimp

to be down with the jive bitches and ho's

I'm a pimp, i like to slap bitches, i like to slap ho's.

by Evcola March 29, 2003

pimp

someone who hits women, AKA: hoes, and surprisingly gets away with it.

pimp: you two seconds late hoe!

*smack*

pimp: now go get me some grilled cheese and some cocaine!

by joemommasohot February 23, 2011

pimp

The only boy in a group of girls or the only girl in a group of boys.

girl 1: what were you doing last night?
girl 2: i was with a bunch of boys.
girl 1: alone? what a pimp.

by wazzaaaappp March 21, 2010

pimp sap

another term for splooge sperms man jelly

daddy big nuts shot his pimp sap a record 15 feet

by daddy big nuts October 10, 2003

pimp'sello

1. A sex attic.

He went out with her, got his pimp'sello on, decideded she wasn't good enough, and found a better piece of ass more worthy of the Great Pimp God that is Matt Tomasello. Also known as Jay Hasset. Peace out...

by Pimp'sello Himself January 20, 2004