tie one on

To get drunk, sauced, hammered, sleighed, intoxicated, snookered, pissed, sh!t faced or wasted.

I tie one on and called some chick I met on the internet.

by Drew & Marguerite May 11, 2008

One Direction

A popular boy band that somewhat lacks talent and is disliked by anyone except 12-14 year old girls.

Olivia- OMG 1D FO EVA
Zac- but they lack talent or skill?
Olivia- BUH HARRY STYLES IZ MY BABEEHHH ONE DIRECTION YEAH
Zac- yeah ok.

by JackWhitey December 29, 2011

one ball

a state of being in which you are so infatuated with a female that you are willing to depart with a testicle (ball) to be with her.

dude, padma lakshmi from top chef is so fine i would one ball that.

by pwofesa LEX April 4, 2009

Low One

An act which fuses the raw power of the pelvic thrust with universal symbolism of the high five. In effect, two males, usually Bros will pelvic thrust at one another, making their shafts collide in a meaty power-clap. It should be noted that as balls are not touching, the Low One is acceptably straight.

Hey bro, nice job! Give me a Low One!

by greekjesus September 6, 2010

lobo one

The name for a cheap ass golf cart used to haul the fat ass security guards around the campus of LHS.

"Hey man.. lets jack lobo one our senior year, so that Officer Adams will have to walk!"

by poon jabby April 30, 2004

Face Ones

Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.

--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.

by CMTOTHEZ August 20, 2011

solo one

Solo one is a graffiti artist that placed over a million stickers worldwide and becoming the most up writer in the history of British Graffiti. He pioneered the use of Royal mail post office delivery stickers for this task during the years 1997 to 2002. Solo one continues to paint illegal graffiti even today.

Post Office stickers had to be withdrawn because of Solo One.

by riana May 22, 2008