late night scrolling

when somebody is up really late scrolling through social media.

"i was late night scrolling to find the picture of her."

by yeaboii31 March 10, 2017

One Night Hand

Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong

A nickname for M. Night Shyamalan that reflects on how awful their movies are.

Guy 1: Have you seen how awful The Last Airbender is?
Guy 2: Yes, it's an afwul movie by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

by mrkia August 5, 2020

NBA night with the fam

When ur secretly checking out ur cousins Nice Big Ass (NBA) and need an excuse for your friends.

Henry: Boys let’s hang?
Jim: Sorry bois, it’s NBA night with the fam I can’t hang

by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 3, 2021

Credit Score Night

Credit Score night (noun): A night in which you go to a woman’s house and get NO play. This term is used to accentuate the surplus of small talk like “what’s your credit score”, present in a night you don’t get action.

Will: “I went to Maddie’s house last night”
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”

by GawkityGawk April 15, 2022

late night scroll

when you stay up watching netflix on your phone and then realize it’s 2:45 a.m. so you scroll through social media and realize you’re not tired at all so here you are posting on urban dictionary.

person one:dude i was up all night doing some late night scrolling.
person two: bro same

by vscogirl8197 August 10, 2019

one night clinger

When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again

WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger

by Rico no suave July 12, 2015