The glorious combination of beer and easy to prepare food.
Perfect for the on the go alcoholic or if you get really hungry at 3 am for some reason and want some soup.
Other foods could be noodles, fruit or glorious glorious Hula Hoops. Just pop 'em in the beer and BAM, instant flavour, instant soup.
Perfect for the on the go alcoholic or if you get really hungry at 3 am for some reason and want some soup.
Other foods could be noodles, fruit or glorious glorious Hula Hoops. Just pop 'em in the beer and BAM, instant flavour, instant soup.
"Mmmmmm, this some good beer soup"
"Dang, what be in this here beer soup?"
Dave:"Darn, we're out of food!"
Niggs:"How about Beer Soup?"
Dave:"Of course!"
"Dang, what be in this here beer soup?"
Dave:"Darn, we're out of food!"
Niggs:"How about Beer Soup?"
Dave:"Of course!"
by Kayne Wonderlust September 17, 2008
Get the beer soup mug.When a guy gets a blow job from a drunk chick and she pukes on his cock as he ejaculates. She goes beerdonging!
Origin: Derived from sucking dong and beer bonging.
Origin: Derived from sucking dong and beer bonging.
by Notorious J Riz Riz July 25, 2009
Get the beer dong mug.Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!
Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!
by Rich April 18, 2004
Get the beer monkey mug."Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!
by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011
Get the Beer Boner mug.A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.
Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
by Pseudoname99 August 20, 2013
Get the Safety Beer mug.Commonly used to figure out how many beers or wine coolers have been drank by your friends at a social gathering.
(it's almost never correct)
(it's almost never correct)
Party host: "Whoa! the whole 24 pack is gone! how much have you guys drank?"
Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"
Guy 2: "I only had 5"
Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"
Guy 1: "Not me"
Guy 2: "Not me"
Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"
Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"
Guy 2: "I only had 5"
Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"
Guy 1: "Not me"
Guy 2: "Not me"
Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"
by The God of Pinch Harmonics October 15, 2011
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