Joe Morley

1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt

Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"

by asgaslkghjsld March 28, 2022

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Joe daugherty

A guy who comments on FB posts that offend captain marvel because he's hoping she will show up and spank him.

What how dare you she will marry me someday.
Quit being a Joe daugherty.

by Ahole22 September 24, 2021

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Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 18, 2021

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